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br /> "Rave Review of Meghan's Celebrity Prayer Candle: Bright Colors, Guaranteed Satisfaction!"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

Verse 1: I'll take a swing at this Meghan Celebrity Prayer Candle and hit it outta the park

It's so true, you can feel in your heart!"

Now that it's been handmade with love here in America - yeah!

My funny saint candle won't be making me lama!

Chorus: Whoa-oh-oh, check out Meghan celebrity prayer candle (Link to amazon page https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0849Z6CQZ?tag=absurdophile-20)

A laugh or two -- guaranteed satisfaction every day!


If you ain't satisfied -- doncha worry no more
100% money back guarantee, questions asked for sure!

Verse 2: How twinkly and sparkly those colors appear-- So high resolution thick vinyl label'd right here


It's 8 inches o' glass done right up tight; really could not find nothing else quite as bright.

Chorus: Whoa-oh-oh , Check out Meghan celebrity prayer candle (Link to amazon page https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0849Z6CQZ?tag=absurdophile-20)
Inventive design that will beat any other on sight;

High quality thick glass like a work of art at night.<

Check it out!

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