This Mustaches Self Adhesive is king,
A Novelty, False Facial Hair thing;
From Ginger Color to what it brings
It's awesome on so many levels - and here's why I sing:
The EU's certified as safe with glee.
Plus, crafted with superior quality!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00S45314A?tag=absurdophile-20
(HERE'S THE LINK!)
It's simple and convenient right away -
Instant false facial hair all day!
Reused multiple times for multiple shows,
And trimmed, combed or even dyed if you chose.
Realistic costume accessory around town –
All day fun from sun ups to sun down!
Plus a guarantee of 100% happiness back -
So don't just sit there be sure to get your pack!!