The King's facial hair for thy use,
Mustaches sets a costume loose!
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It will have perfect adherence yet
Years of joyfulness it shall beget!
Certified by EU as safe and sound
Just pop it on and never frown!
Softness where your skin doth touch
Crafted with superior quality much!
For diverse looks that all can see
Live out those false self fantasies!!
Simple convenience is its motto
And even reused when necessary, oh no?!
No need for special paints or dyes
Hair sprinkled ginger up into the skies.
Fun times await such fabulous disguise,
With this awesomely realistic prize!!!