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"Medieval King Mustache: Handmade Quality & Comfort Guaranteed!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

♪♫~I'm gonna tell you a tale of something grand, 'bout an item I found that makes me feel so grand

It's the Mustaches Self Adhesive Medieval King Fake Mustache Beard and Eyebrows, Novelty, False Facial Hair for Adults, Ginger Color you can check it out here

that guarantees whole satisfaction or your money back!♪♫

♪ Allergy safe certified by the EU with little to fear

Comfort and quality guaranteed from its handmade design so dear!

Superior faux furs molded carefully for even more grandeur ♫

♪ Easy on easy off fits most any adult like no other blend

Reusable multiple times; double sided tape or spirit gum send!

Instant false facial hair crafted just right to never be bland ♫

♪ Realistic costume accessory; pretend as a king then take flight

Cosplay at drama clubs all day with this fashionable sight!~~Party props make grins bright - be sure not to miss this invite. No need to color spray - stick this one on tight ;) ♫

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