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"Giant Novelty Penny: 4.75 Inch Diameter of Royal Fun!"

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

Measures 4.75 Inch Diameter

Verse 1:

I'm livin' life like a king with this Giant Novelty Penny Fake Jumbo Coin by Loftus International, bigger than the rest, Measuring in at 4.75 inches diameter I can't even do no wrong! Damn it's good when you wanna show off your swag and get respect while you kickin' it lounging on a Saturday night chillaxing round my friends so tight!

(Chorus)

This Giant Novelty Penny smells of royalty, Got me feeling high from its funny possibility - No wonder why there's only one per package gotta keep her safe, Ain't nothing that beats this thing for fun and happiness for sure got me breakin’ outta' boredom straight to an adventure zone!!!

Verse 2:

A game changer is what comes first to mind then money maker cuz making memories epic times nothin’ better than that so true – With this jiggity jammin if you robbin', every single penny counts amigo...Giant Novelty FAKE coin but authenticity still reigns now don't forget what importance retains!

(Chorus)

This Giant Novelty Penny smells of royalty, Got me feeling high from its funny possibility - No wonder why there's only one per package gotta keep her safe, Ain't nothing that beats this thing for fun and happiness for sure got me breakin’ outta' boredom straight to an adventure zone!!!

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