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"Giant Novelty Penny: Feel Invincible with Loftus International!"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

Approximately 4" diameter.

Klingon warriors have honor and courage,

But they take a break to celebrate with this giant coin that's fierce!

A mighty penny that stands five inches tall,

That will make our enemies all fear us one and all!

For special occasions or just for fun,

The Giant Novelty Penny Fake Jumbo Coin by Loftus International won't be outdone!

It's built strong like our Klingon armor tough;

No battle hero is complete without it -- it ain't no bluff!

Made of fine materials for the highest quality sound;

From each penny ring comes ringing throughout the battlegrounds!

So are you ready to feel invincible and ride into glory?

Take up your own Giant Novelty Penny Fake Jumbo Coin by Loftus International in proud story!

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