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"The Perfect Gift for Neat Freaks: The JEDIST White Elephant Vacuum!"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

I found the perfect gift for a neat freak.

The JEDIST White Elephant is just right, it squeaks!

This mini desk vacuum cleaner, oh what a treat!

It came with USB brush to suck up all the debris and neat. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08FTKRQMM?tag=absurdophile-20

I can press a button when I need that extra boost;

It comes with two gears so dust will be removed at most.

Rechargeable battery ensures no cord is in sight;

Its motor runs quite fast yet keeps things quiet and alright.

The 400mAh power makes particle collection even greater;

Emptying waste's easy - the storage box doesn't require any paper!

Using this handy device on keyboards or stovetops is smart;

For those who love tidiness nothing else can start!

To erase pet fur or clean dinner tables quick as lightning, Just get this vacuum to make things sparkle worthwhile again…

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