I found the perfect gift for a neat freak.
The JEDIST White Elephant is just right, it squeaks!
This mini desk vacuum cleaner, oh what a treat!
It came with USB brush to suck up all the debris and neat. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08FTKRQMM?tag=absurdophile-20
I can press a button when I need that extra boost;
It comes with two gears so dust will be removed at most.
Rechargeable battery ensures no cord is in sight;
Its motor runs quite fast yet keeps things quiet and alright.
The 400mAh power makes particle collection even greater;
Emptying waste's easy - the storage box doesn't require any paper!
Using this handy device on keyboards or stovetops is smart;
For those who love tidiness nothing else can start!
To erase pet fur or clean dinner tables quick as lightning, Just get this vacuum to make things sparkle worthwhile again…