OneA: Yo. I'm here to school ya'll on a product, so follow me closely // Say hello to JEDIST White Elephant Gifts, 'cuz their mini desk vacs ain't sloppy linky//
It's rechargeable and has its own USB brush for those fine particle specks // This thing will suck up any bread crumbs, dust or pet fur that wrecks!
TwoB: Hold up - with one press of the switch it can go higher gear? // And it only takes an hour for this robot vacuum cleaner to reappear?
OneA: Exactly! Plus you get this wonderful polymer battery which is poppin' // Rated suction power of 9g/cm² so your office won't have no problems stoppin'
TwoB: Wowee - it even comes with a box of brushes so clean they could sing?!
// Before I knew it I was surprised at all the fancy techno things!!!
OneA: Yes indeedy, pick up lint bits and stray paper too // Stay organized around your house as if you lived in Home Depot Blue!!
TwoB: Well alright then, what more could ya ask from a gift like such?
// There's nothing more sneaky than going home with THIS mini Dust Buster – hush