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! "Mini Desk Vac: A Cleaning Dream Come True!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

OneA: Yo. I'm here to school ya'll on a product, so follow me closely // Say hello to JEDIST White Elephant Gifts, 'cuz their mini desk vacs ain't sloppy linky//

It's rechargeable and has its own USB brush for those fine particle specks // This thing will suck up any bread crumbs, dust or pet fur that wrecks!

TwoB: Hold up - with one press of the switch it can go higher gear? // And it only takes an hour for this robot vacuum cleaner to reappear?

OneA: Exactly! Plus you get this wonderful polymer battery which is poppin' // Rated suction power of 9g/cm² so your office won't have no problems stoppin'

TwoB: Wowee - it even comes with a box of brushes so clean they could sing?!

// Before I knew it I was surprised at all the fancy techno things!!!

OneA: Yes indeedy, pick up lint bits and stray paper too // Stay organized around your house as if you lived in Home Depot Blue!!

TwoB: Well alright then, what more could ya ask from a gift like such?

// There's nothing more sneaky than going home with THIS mini Dust Buster – hush

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