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"JEDIST White Elephant Gifts: The Perfect Pick-Me-Up!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile



On the streets I'm known by name, 'cause I always pass on this claim:

If you want a pick me up for your friend, JEDIST White Elephant gifts got the fix to lend.

It's rechargeable so you'll never run out of juice, it comes with USB brush that suction away crumbs or pet fur and other news.

Just press the button On/Off and go from low to high gear --it's simple and clear! Mini Desk Vacuum Cleaner can suck it right up in no time; deep cleaning all dust particles just like a crime.

This compact machine fits palm of hand; while at work desk it will make one stand! It won't give too much of noise; its rated suction ability is 9g/cm² divinely choice! Your kitchen countertops, car sets and couch cushions be forever clean--I know because JEDIST White Elephant Gifts are what they mean!! Mini Desk Vacuum Cleaner, don't even blink twice --your presents from them extend beyond life advice!!!

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