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"Mini Desk Vacuum Cleaner: JEDIST White Elephant Gift - a Practical and Sweet Treat!"

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

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JEDIST White Elephant Gifts,

Mini Desk Vacuum Cleaner Powerful and neat!

So much faster than before,

This nifty treat will have them wanting more!

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Us orcs just adore gifts practical and sweet,

Filling up our homes with useful tidings so neat.

Erasing dust and pet fur or suction up crumbs,

Once we open this gift the fun has begun!

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The battery life is grand lasts us more than an hour.,

Recharging in style with a USB power.

So lightweight and compact no wires to confound,

Simple as push a button such blissful sound!

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With two gear settings high performance too!,

Control the intensity easy peasy doo!.

Catch fine particles throw pencil shavings away ,

This vacuum cleaner ticks all the right boxes Today !

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