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"A Cock Coloring Book Review: Laughter, Creativity and Penis Color!"

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

Chorus:

"If you're lookin' for the perfect gift, this Cock Coloring Book takes the cake! A Hilarious Penis Color that'll give 'em pause and make 'em laugh - it's this hot gossip of ours we can't wait to share!"

Verse 1:

It's a thing of beauty, there's no denying – they've got some fancy designs I'm buying! Fill up with paisleys, henna and more - Mandala patterns right outta folklore! A great much needed laughter boost - should've bought two just to stay on the roast!

Chorus:

"If you're lookin' for the perfect gift, this Cock Coloring Book takes the cake! A Hilarious Penis Color that'll give 'em pause and make 'em laugh - it's this hot gossip of ours we can't wait to share!"

Verse 2:

Don't forget a bachelor party too - any excuse is fine to use it doh'. Get creative with your palette kit – show your artistic spirit like a hit!! For all kinds those in mid twenties come facepalm us lots about our dumb puns!!!

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