Oh my stars above, when must I rave?
For this calendar is one which I crave!
The [MICASA Funny Gag Gift Pooping Dogs 2023 Hangable Monthly Wall Calendar Crapping] caught me with a glance,
It's the perfect gift for pooch lovers at chance!
Of thick paper it boasts, heavy staples too
No more curled edges like the calendars we once knew!
Plus there's white space galore to make life less insane, since dates and tasks are known without strain.
With doggies aplenty you'll giggle in mirth, as each month brings new canine activities to discern.
One look and you know that this item ain't cheap; so get one now - don't let good deals pass by like a thief!