Verse 1:
Y'all ain't ready for this culinary art,
My kitchen just got a brand new start.
Been cooking with something off da chart-eee,
This book's full of outrageous recipes! "Cooking With Semen 100 Delicious Recipes: Inappropriate Funny Joke Notebook Disguised As A Real Paperback Gag Novelty Gift 6"x9"":Link
CHORUS: OMGGGGG what da heck is dis?
Yo friends ain't ever seen nuthin like dis!
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Verse 2:
Planning some real special dishes -
Some crazy cookin wit' semen that don surpasses all wish es!
Da jokes and stories I'm tellin can make ya LOLZ
Yup it's true now I'm a gourmet chef y'all! CHORUS