This joke book is sure to delight,
A gag for your friends each day and night.
Cooking with Semen 100 Delicious Recipes they all shall adore,
As every page of this paperback has something in store!
Though the contents you can't peruse or view,
You can trust that it'll make those around you glee!
Give it as a gift to those who are bold,
It's funny like never befores have been told!