The rap verse
This gift is AIFAMY, you must get it for a person to please
(A AIFAMY Funny Men Cooking Grilling Aprons Belly BBQ Funny Gag Gifts for Christmas, White Elephant Gift Exchange Red One Size)
The quality is great and it can be worn in any state
The material's 100% Polyester and machine washable, no need late
You'd look hilarious with this on when grilling steak or bbq'ing ribs
It's too funny to pass up-this gift everybody gives the highest daps!
Adjustable so you won't have to worry about size or fit - show off your hips!
Get some belly laughs at parties while wearing this cool apparel kit.
Tomfoolerly magical - oh man what a hit!
Get ready for quite the spectacle; wear with absolute zestful pride and whirr like an old windmill being powered by the wind turbine you'll bestride.
This gag will make them smile from ear to ear
For sure just take my word: an ideal present that will turn out peerless year after year!