In a forest far away, there lives an orcish gal who may have accidently dropped something in the loo-
Shove it aside! 'Cause this here's been put forward for me,
The Funny Shart Survival Kit by Witty Yeti, worth more than gold to me!
I can now face what I dread most:
A surprise misdeed while taking my rest.
With these wipes, underwear and tissues too -
My behind will be safe from the inevitable doom!
Chorus:
Hahaaha boom boom hahahooooo !
This Funny Shart kit is like no other one you know!
For those embarrassing moments on mudslide mountain so steep,
You never need worry about undergarments that reek.<
Forget your sadness and woe...
"No longer shall I smell of poo!"
When I open up the tin with joy-- < br >My husband roll his eyes as if to say "Eee Gads oh boy!"
He stumbled over it when he unlatched its case--- To laughs [and shrieks] did everyone give chase.
With a badge included to tie everything up -- This gift set is prepared for any true héroe pup!.
End Chorus: Hahaaha boom boom hahahooooo ! This Funny Shart kit is like no other one you know!!
So if sharts come unexpectedly or on purpose so sly-- There's only one thing left what i haveto Try.. The funny shart survival kit by witty yeti -- For making sure embarressing moments become nétty not stinky