Verse 1:
Been searching for a gift to show her I care,
Then boom--I found the perfect thing just there!
It's Mens Fathers Day It's Not Easy Being My Wifes Arm Candy Husband T-Shirt - it's awesome by far,
A funny way of showing all my love in this crazy world we are.
Chorus:
From lightweight fabric with double seams sewn tight,
An anniversary gift or a bday surprise, so bright!
Distressed script shows my humor and that I'm quite sly --
This is the go-to t-shirt for any man who is his wife's arm candy guy.
Verse 2:
Response (To Chorus):
Yep, yep that says it all!
Yup! She'll know exactly how much I care'bout her 'cross the hall...
(Spoken)
Just give me a machine wash now and then--
For sure--I want it clean an' fresh each time again!
Pull on closure hit me right where it counts--
That's what she needs for style so wigs won't bounce
Spoken)
And wearin' this shirt adds flair to our daily life
Ain't nothin' like feelin good with your lovin' wife !