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! CHORUS: "CheeseandU 20Piece Mini Simulated Mouse Model - A Real Terror!"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

CHORUS

CheeseandU 20Piece Mini Simulated Mouse Model, super realistic terror flocking mouse figurines, perfect for the Halloween Joke Prank and Home Party Novelty Toy!

VERSE 1:

I'm feelin' so bold when I rock this Grey+Black set,

A super realistic rat that gives me no regrets.

These 'figurines small' have a place everywhere you go,

You can put them on chairs or atop your window!

VERSE 2:

It's never getting old -- this is some great craftsmanship!

Comes with twenty pieces of plastic flocking mice -- bliss!.

Wow, what an amazing surprise from CheeseandU tonight! These rats are durable; made with plastic to last oh so tight

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