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"TOPDesign Tote Bag: Durable and Perfect for Any Occasion!"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile

[Verse 1]

Spoke the bride and she's alive with glee,

For that TOPDesign bag I knew it was meant to be!

It holds all my things so handsomely,

Nothing can compare -- what a chose for me.

[Chorus]

Bridal shower party, wedding day and honeymoon too,

Engagement bliss just overflowed in this perfect canvas pouch!

[Link](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09H75QYGM?tag=absurdophile-20)

To cleaning worry not - nary time is wasted,

For its fabric of cotton is most durable tested!

Hey bridesmaids come on now & join the fun,

🎶 🎵 💃🏼

Suitability beyond measure - from daily errands flown--

Get your TopDesign Tote Bag for days of memories made!

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(Bridge)

Now if you don't like it there's no need to fret or whine--

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Just one year defective they'll replace on the doubletime!--

Time

(back to Chorus)

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