Verse 1:
Came to the game with a masterplan,
'Til I saw this Body Hair Trimmer for Men
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BBZ8RGMM?tag=absurdophile-20
Kibiy Electric Groin Hair Trimmer– Boom Bam!
A one stop shop that's gonna be my jam,
For all these man parts they will understand,
I'm sure it'll have me looking grand.
Chorus:
Gone trimming and gone waxing too - whoa!
This product makes grooming so easy to do.
R-angle blades, LED lights galore; This trimmer has it all by the score.
Can shave wet or dry – what more can I say? And look bigger when worn in bay
Verse 2:
Why groom your man parts is never a bore,
It boosts confidence likes there was no before
And dirt and sweat you won't see any more - cut off from life like a carefully chore.
Do it up in style minus the panache — charging dock for convenience 'cause why not cash?
90 mins after just 90 minutes of charge; Don’t need to run out in haste…no recharge.
Look good from head to toe without contrite — All care options at sight while still feeling light!
My singing voice fading away into night — It's time to end this rollicking delight.
So long goodbye but know everyone should buy— Kibiy Electric Groin Hair Trimmer is worth every try!