Verse 1:
I've finally found the thing that I need, it's Forum Novelties Fake Rubber Chicken to complete my clown get-up indeed!
It's perfect for pranking in any crowd and Forum Novelties is just good fun!
But what really seals the deal - it measures up at 20 inches long, with a hollow & light design - so right when I whip out this bird, people will sing along!
Chorus: Whooooop whooopah whole - Hot dang y'all whats going on here? The laughs are loud as can be because of this hilarious rubber chicken from Forum Novelties... yeahhh!!
Verse 2:
The jokes have already begun since the moment this little bird flew into my house, don't even need a pun.
Everyone comes around to see its goofy appeal, 'cause fake rubber chickens make such an epic reveal.< br > Sure to be something that'll bring me joy while making others smile too; there's nothing more priceless than laughter shared between friends old & new. < br >
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