For my son who needs laughter and fun,
I only want the best for him --
Which is why I searched near and far,
To find something super safe, like Forum Novelties' Fake Rubber Chicken.
This twenty inch hollow bird won't put them in no peril,
And all that's stored inside stays light and gentle.
It makes a great addition to any standard clown costume;
Using this joke classic comes with no regrets or gloom!
Even though it looks so real it sure ain't made of flesh;
My boy loves 'im and don't care he'll never lay an egg!
With wings so wide when flung about you'd swear it's ready for flight -
A perfect silly toy choice with safety surely out of sight.