MC 1: I got a rubber chicken from Forum Novelties Forum Novelties Fake Rubber Chicken
Crowd: They call it "fake," but that sounds kinda suspicious
MC 2: Believe me, ain't nothin' fake 'round here in this discussion! Super hollow and light, get the joke of a lifetime
Chorus: A classic clown accessory for good fun everytime!
MC 3: Approximately 20-inches long and perfect size to fit your style
All Singing Together : All we need is love, with our fake rubber chickens on the rise!!