A hero bold of heart, with courage unyielding
In search of a treasure I knew must be healing
The path it was not easy my steps almost tripping
Until at last found the answer in Forum Novelties
2-Pack Fake Cigarettes, Puff Cigarettes !
A celebration arose as from me came deep laughter
My quest had succeeded and success hereafter
For I'd set out to find something that's wholly unique
And 'twas in these fake cigarettes that victory peeped
An enigma those buds were until closer I looked
But soon saw their true form--an effervescent hook! For rather than smoke what of noxious smell reeked
These formed an illusion when upon lips they beaked
My friends' eyes so wide as our faces say awe
At such a sweet joy such a bright brandishing claw
All around us this showmanship strength was possessed
While we puffed on our freedom - the 2-Pack Fake Cigesssssssseeeecccctttt