These burger socks are bold and wild,
A gag gift for girls, boys, or men and women's style.
They're sure to put on a great show,
Surprise your lover with this novelty blow!
We make sure you'll be satisfied and more —
The best fitting seamless guarantee that won't bore!
Two pairs in the box fit just right, no guesswork;
Tomatoes of reds, veggies of green: real high tech dress!
The gags as gifts will bring much surprise —
Valentine's Day is sure to electrify eyes!
It makes an ideal funny Christmas gift too;
Put some cheer into parties with color-true view.
For hamburgers' fans who long to have fun—
This burger box socks offer endless humdrum;
With top properties made from cotton knits fine—
Serve full enjoyment passing time after time!