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"A Perfect Fit: You Are My Rock, My Dwayne, My Joshson T-Shirt Review"

by Mellyn Lennial at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Tried to find the perfect shirt, so I scoured 'round town

Found the one I wanted but it wasn't gonna be found

Until I stumbled on this sleek design of You Are My Rock, My Dwayne, My Joshson Link Here - life was a blessin'!

The lightweight breathable fit is incredible and divine

It's made with quality build that'll last like a nine

Chorus:

Yo, Thank the Lord my ship has come in!

This T-shirt fits me just like sin!

It's all good from head to foot

Woah oh ohhhhhhhh - You Are My Rock, My Dwayne, My Joshson!!!

Verse 2:

Gotta show love for "the Rock" and this t-shirt totes illa;

Style up top feels great no matter what kinda weather man - solid colors 100% cotton or even better Heather Greys 90%. Clean finish bottom hem makes sure you're lookin fly whether walkin or runnin man i'm tellin ya gunnin - Machine Wash Pull On closure had me hollerin out in joy cus there ain't no hidden flaws for real let me hear some applause yo

All Other Heathers 50% Cotton 50% Polyester aint no questions when YAMRMDMJ hit then it gets betta – Imported cloth speak volumes more money saved lemme gettin hammer and nails..

Chorus

Yo thank The Lord my ship has come in!

This T-shirt fits me just like sin

It's all good from head to foot

Woah oh ohhhhhhhh - You Are My Rock ,My Dwayne ,My Joshson!!!

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