You Are My Rock, My Dwayne, My Joshson,
A fitting 'fit for the person I'm cussin',
It's light as a feather and perfect for me,
The comfiest fit when hangin' with my fam-blee!
This product is the way to go when flowin' in style -
Machine Washable which makes cleaning a breeze!
To look super fly this Tee won't break the bank;
For daily wear I give it full rank!
If you're like me who LOVES The Rock fame,
His image adorns tis fitted shirt frame;
Head to toe I'm fashionably high classing -
it rocks that hard no matter what season passing.
The print remains distinct and very clear -
oh yes indeed its colors remain near --
solid hues make up much of its core;
A classic piece 'tis even more so than before.
So don't delay pick up this gem today -- Most importantly be sure if draped on your chest you say:
"You Are My Rock, My Dwayne, MY JOSHSON!"