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When it comes to The Complete Package by Meridian
'Cause I believe in radical inclusivity, with a click, I'm sure you'll agree!
Their electric trimmer plus Spray that soothes and calms all these troublesome locks, will make grooming down there a breeze and chill our body's shocks.
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It's perfect for everyone 'cause of it being gender blind, whether you Bare, Buzz or Bush - just plug it into the serial port behind!!!
Boom! Shock-proof waterproof get your trims done real quick!! It’s designed with extra sensitive shaving technology its real slick!! With an ergonomic design and precision grade trimming tech.... Get yourself rid of razor burn and nicks...so body confident become your pick!!!!
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"LED Spotlight " is what they call this high quality tool dreamy, And five adjustable guards are built right into the trimmer guaranteed ! So no matter how thick & coarse hair can be as soft as silk trimmed away by this ceramic blade set at six thousand strokes per minute wayyy!!!