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"VIKICON Electric Groin Razor: Man Scape in Style and Pleasure!"

by Mellyn Lennial at Absurdophile

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Aye look y'all, its not just any old nomal product today

This one is gonna make you wanna shout "Hell yea!"

\VIKICON Electric Groin Hair Trimmer Ball Shaver & Body Groomer for Men Waterproof Wet / Dry Body Hair Clippers,Male Hygiene Razor with Standing Recharge Dock, Replaceable Ceramic Blade Heads (Black) - gonna save the day!

Its powerful and sleek with a soft matte black finish to boot

90 minutes cordless use after 1.5 hours - no need to take root

snag free experience when using this trimmer down yonder below

waterproof wet and dry so you don't have jump into snow

Trim your armpit chest mustache legs or even groin

Reduce buildup of bacteria feeling fresh like a cleon

Man scape in style and pleasure never gets old

Great gift for those special guys who deserve what they're told

So if ya looking something that won't let your manhood lag

Get yourself the Vikicon Electric Groin razor..no need to brag!!

Check it out!

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