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"Jerify Slingshots: Fun for Parties of All Ages!"

by Myles Lennial at Absurdophile

I got some Jerify slingshots, they're bangin' and amazing!

For parties of all kinds, they'll make any scene lively and blazin'.

They're stretchy like rubber bands, so when you aim with your hand

It travels far as can be to a distant land. Jerify 24 Pieces Finger Slingshot Novelty Toys make any game hot

And it's sturdy too in case the kids get it caught in a tight spot.

Easy for hands both small and large, these colorful toys won't discharge

So if parents have concerns that their children will find them outrageously large;

They come in four different styles that are washable clean and pristine

Though flying is fun- never forget to keep an eye out on what’s been seen!

Only twelve or younger should play there with supervising adults near-by;

The quantity of 24 pieces makes even party favors high supply!

These bouncing finger shots are great sensory stress relievers too;

Fun, exciting games these little ones are sure to all pursue!

So don't wait around - Buy up those (stretchy) poo toys right away,

And invite friends over for games before the night turns gray!:

Check it out!

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