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"Whimsical Golfer Eyeglass Holder: A Cheesy Pick for a Perfect Gift!"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

My eyes behold a sight so grand,

Of eyeglass holder made by hand.

The Whimsical Golf Ball Head for sure will please,

Garnished in red and shaped like a chees!

This durable resin product can stand up to wear,

Solid enough for anything you dare!

A laugh it'll give when you set it down,

It even comes with a gift box around!

You've thought of everything from head to toe-feet,

When one's looking for something that's oh-so sweet.

Instant conversation piece at the next shindig or tea?

Just send them this Whimsical Golf Ball thingymee! A perfect gift is what they'll find--$2 wrapped up just right!--for any golfer with eyeglasses in mind. It surely is best ever unique pick --it has held me glasses since day one 'till now so quick--the Whimsical Golfer Eyeglass Holder makes life more fun and your nightstand complete done!!

Check it out!

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