If you have a bit of sass and flair,
This shirt fits the bill to spread some good cheer.
Some People Just need a Pat On The Back Adult Humor Sarcasm Mens Funny T Shirt X-Large Black,
From Amazon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WDS9MTW?tag=absurdophile-20 is something that's right on track!
It won't feel stiff or too tight when you wear it at night,
And its long lasting fabric will look great at all times bright!
It would be perfect for your dad as his Christmas gift surprise;
The best way to make sure he knows how much you care and prize.
When your brother comes home from school this summertime season --
A Feeling Good Tee might be just what has reason!
Quick shipping makes its arrival without fail -- It'll fit like no other t item in one's closet haul!
While gifts are not always easy to think up with ease – With this "Pat On The Back" no hand wringing needs Increase!
Taking life seriously can bog us down day by day – This tee helps show we know how fun life can truly play!"