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"Epic Find: Review of Legendary Whitetails Men's Maplewood Hooded Shirt Jacket Slate Hatchet Plaid XX-Large"

by Margaret Batwood III at Absurdophile

_Verse 1:_

Oh, Legendary Whitetails Men's Maplewood Hooded Shirt Jacket Slate Hatchet Plaid XX-Large!

It truly is a thing of beauty in design & flair.

Decorated as if it was from the heavens above,

Its Legendary buttons and Signature Buck logo embroidery are such a treat for my eyes to behold.

_Chorus:_

Lined with polyester lining so soft but still fashionably bold

Plus double lined fleece hood and handy side pockets I can mold

Machine washable make this winter coat one of its kind

Keeps me warm when things feel too cold outside

Indeed an epic find!

_Verse 2:_

The quilted satin inside adds extra protection and warmth too;

 With 130 gm of poly-fill insulation that surely will keep me out of the snow... A button closure fits just right like a charm while I go frolic in nature or leave home unharmed!

Check it out!

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