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"LED Light Makes Hard-to-Reach Areas Easy with Palmperfect Bikini Trimmer!"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile

LED light to help you see hard-to-reach areas.



Chorus:

Yo, Palmperfect's a must! It'll give you maximum trust! For trimmn' your bod no need to adjust!

No batteries but that won't make ya fuss 'cause check it out: Palmperfect Bikini Trimmer, and it can handle any cut!

Verse 1:

I got hairs in all the wrong places, I'm tryna take them away with grace

Nobody wants such furry spaces, not even if you've got the space

Found one that fit my needs so perfect,

grabbed me the Palmperfect -- for sure gonna get delicate respect

Ultrahygienic trimmer on deck - how could my luck be better yet?

Say goodbye to those coarse surfaces - oh man, this came in straight from heaven!!

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Verse 2:

Let me tell ya bout its features -- dual blades keepin' things secure (it's neat!)
Precision blade customized just right - cruisin' through both thin n thick hair alike.
You surely won't have any dismay 'cos Palmperfect here shine a brand new ray..LED lights show what can style up lightweight..batteries needed? Not at all today !!

Chorus X2

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