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"Ode to Joy": A Review of "House in the Cerulean Sea"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

(sung to the tune of "Ode to Joy")

DuH qompu'mey jIqaw'egh 'oH HoSma' netlh poQbej:

House in the Cerulean Sea!

yInobmo''a' vay', taD ghunHa'tah qatlho'.

QutwIj jaHDaq, Dalota', qemDaq marovneS yeht pongta'.

Quchpu''egh 'oH lhommey lISvam veS So'mey tIQ chepchu'.

Dub rov ghom, joghlu'mo' puqloD Dujvam wa':

qubHommey Luppu', verchajbogh rurDun ngoQ yIntagh bIvqu'.

QujaHDeghvo'ta' beteylorqa', Sov tujDI boSLaq qup chIDbe'tah moq loSovtah.

HeghDaq mughlatlh jIHech, chaqlIlop novvam chenmoH Hoch qulmeylI':

HoSma' neTleth poQbej House in the Cerulean Sea!

DaHarboghngogh naDev HaSta weDDub DawIvpoHQo';

Emnatlhqa" nuSpu" je niSuSon SuDaplatlaw "catch me".

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