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Review of Insane Labz Wake The Dead Smelling Salts: Power and Focus for Optimal Workouts

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

The Insane Labz Wake The Dead smelling salts, is tough to beat

Most claim it's the strongest in town on the streets

That perfect balance of power and focus to keep,

It helps you conquer your lifts like no other can leap

When ordering from mad chemist guaranteed high quality supplied,

To help you during your efforts with extreme pride

Your final result unmatched by any firm there about,

With this potions strength beyond a mere shout

For gym goers it's not enough just a scent or two smell,

With this amazing powder more energy as well

The spearmint flavor tops off what we have disclosed here today,

To supplement fast your workouts for 'em to replay

So if you want results that'll get it done right and make sure no delay,

Look no further than wake the dead smelling salts today!

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