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"Native Deodorant: A Fresh, Organic Way to Beat Odor!"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

For a better body, I suggest Native Deodorant. Organic and earth-bound, it will keep you smelling pleasant. Choose Vanilla or Coconut, no matter which scent; You know right away if it's the one that you meant!

It's vegan and cruelty free--no animals were hurtin', So buy with peace of mind when you purchase through Amazon here. Aluminum free and phthalate free too--so assuredly pure; It'll make your pits smell sweet despite what its endured!

With baking soda in abundance for when things get poopy, And probiotics to balance the coconutty yoohooey: Allergy-tested safe ingredients from which we all gain health; They work together splendidly to combat quite stealthily odors' stealth. Now organic shea butter is inside just for good measure To fight bacteria 'gainst any sweat that mightb' treasure!!!

Native Deodorant is real fresh: apply with ease then go stepping out For awesome protection 'gainst odor without fail there be no doubt!!!

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