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"Joe Exotic Tiger King Celebrity Prayer Candle: Fast Shipping and Money Back Guarantee!"

by Cuddlepup at Absurdophile

All orders shipped within 1 business day.

Verse 1:

I'm feelin' blessed with this candle I've found,

From Joe Exotic's Tiger King!

Joe Exotic Tiger King Celebrity Prayer Candle,

It just comes around and warms the ground!

Chorus:

It brightens up my night, it brings a smile so wide;

It glows like no other - 100% handmade with pride!

So get it right away - there's Money Back Guarantee;

No Questions Asked, So place your order here easily!

Verse 2: It stands eight inches tall and its glass is nice and thick;

The label is high resolution designed in an awesome click.

A hundred percent original design made for me to adore;

Everything from start to finish will see you wanting more... yeah!

yeeeeeaaa!!

(2x)

Chorus:

It brightens up my night, it brings a smile so wide;

It glows like no other - 100% handmade with pride!

So get it right away - there's Money Back Guarantee;

No Questions Asked, So place your order here easily!!!

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