I'm searchin' for a gift, so rare and unique
The perfect thing that screams "Joe Exotic" to me
And then I see this candle in the shape of his face
It's made with care here in the states
Joe Exotic Tiger King Celebrity Prayer Candle So when I need motivation I can give light some praise
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And the label is printed on nice thick vinyl
With handmade pride, there must have been an evil smile
Cause no one else could make something quite as cool
This awesome novelty lasts more than just a while
So if you're looking for somethin' special and unique
This funny saint candle will be sure to peak your interest
This 100% original design won't ever leave you weak
With satisfaction guaranteed at least it won't be a bust
And what do ya know its handmade right here in 'Merica us!