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"Joe Exotic Prayer Candle - Spooky Laughs Guaranteed!"

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

This funny Joe Exotic prayer candle is all yours,

For a spooky time and laughs galore;

It's perfect for adding pizazz to any décor,

And it comes with a guarantee you can't ignore.

This product comes with thick glass that won't fail,

So light up your life and look so chic;

High resolution label makes no detail hidden -

100% handmade in the USA -- ain't that slick?

So burn this candle on down if you must be done,

Not satisfied ? No worries to fear! ;

You'll get 100% of your money back sure come sundown -

No questions asked , so no need to stay near.

Check it out!

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