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"A Divinely Funny Gift: Joe Exotic Tiger King Celebrity Prayer Candle"

by Milie Lennial at Absurdophile

100% Non-Toxic.

Joe Exotic Tiger King Celebrity Prayer Candle. Serving a little divine justice, this 8 inch glass votive with its 100% handmade USA craftsmanship is one funny celebrity novelty gift. It's good enough for the saint himself and guaranteed to make ya giggle - what more can ya ask for?!

And if there's any doubt, don't worry baby! It comes with a 100% money back guarantee; no questions asked! This beautiful high resolution thick vinyl label shines so bright you'll think it was made by Joe himself - nothin' but top quality materials here!

And that artistic vision? That's all original design too! So when you light up this candle of his, know that it won't bust your lungs 'cause hey, everything from the wick to the wax is 100% non-toxic! Cha chingggg!!

So let me tell ya something folks: If you're looking for a perfect present your best buddy will never forget (especially anyone who watchin' that TigerKing show!), give 'em the Joe Exotic Tiger King Celebrity Prayer Candle. Scandalous yet serene, I'm sure they'll love it as much as I do!!

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