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"Joe Exotic Tiger King Celebrity Prayer Candle: Lowest Price Guarantee!"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

Lowest Price Guarantee in Our Category.

If you're lookin' for a novelty gift so grand,

Look no further 'cause Joe Exotic's here to lend-a-hand!

From humour and sass, sure is his middle name,

Celebrate the Tiger King with this glass flame.

Joe Exotic Tiger King Celebrity Prayer Candle they call it - success is inevitable and money back's not small bit!

One hundred percent handmade right here in USA,

High resolution thick vinyl label makes you say hurrah!

Money back guarantee sounds real fine indeed

100% original designs make ya hearts feel greed.

Lowest price guarantee and 100% satisfaction too

This funny saint candle will leave ya with nuthin' much to rue!

Check it out!

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