Me: "Yo, I rock the Retta Merry Chrithmith Mike Tyson Ugly Christmas Men's T-Shirt 3X-Large Kelly from Amazon. It's a sight to see - like the North Star shone bright on Bethlehem!

You: "For real? Let me check it out!"

Me: "Yeah, why not go and have a peek? Click here and get it now if you seek.

You: "Man, that sounds too good to pass up."

>Me: "If you want the best this year or just to show your cheer - size matters! The width x length is Small = 18.0" x 28.0", Medium = 20.0" x 29.0", Large = 22.0" x 30.0", X-Large=24”x31”, XX-Large=26”x32” , XXX-large=28'x33". Also 100% preshrunk cotton with taped neck & shoulder seams so no tears in between! This packin' punch of an ugly sweater will be infinitely superior!".

>You : "Sounds great man; I definitely need to scoop one of these!"