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"Festive Fun in This Retta Merry Chrithmith Mike Tyson Ugly Christmas Men's T-Shirt!"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

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I like the way it fits and clings

This Retta Merry Chrithmith Mike Tyson Ugly Christmas Men's T-Shirt 3X-Large Kelly is definitely up my alley!

It screams style, festive cheer, surprise

No need to doubt, this shirt will make me look fly!

Verse 1:

Durable and soft with seamless rib knit collar too

Can't imagine something better for the holidays to do

The fabric makes me wanna put so many layers on

My wardrobe gets a boost this holiday season all thanks to this one!

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Repeat as needed:

I like the way it fits and clings

This Retta Merry Chrithmith Mike Tyson Ugly Christmas Men's T-Shirt 3X-Large Kelly is definitely up my alley!

It screams style, festive cheer, surprise

No need to doubt, this shirt will make me look fly!

Verse 2:

Got an ugly Christmas sweater that packs a punch

Now I'm ready for DJ Holiday party brunch

The colours are bold yet classy in its own right

For sure got game when wearing a Mike Tyson fight

On any night around here people all know

When they see Iron Mike sparkly glow

Now all your guests know what holiday’s gonna fire

Wearing Xmas lights while getting down dire

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I like the way it fits and clings

This Retta Merry Chrithmith Mike Tyson Ugly Christmas Men's T-Shirt 3X-Large Kelly is definitely up my alley !

It screams style, festive cheer , Surprise

No need to doubt ,this shirt will make me look fly !

Check it out!

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