Verse 1:
My friends said "Ugh" when they saw my Christmas outfit,
But when I flashed 'em the Retta Merry Chrithmith Mike Tyson Ugly Christmas Men's T-Shirt 3X-Large Kellylink, their faces lit up bright!
I'm stylin' in preshrunk 100% cotton, see me shimmering and shinin', ah just look at it!
The seams won't unravel; taped neck and shoulders for sure durability-- nothing to rip!
Plus that iron mike motif spread some cheer far 'n wide, ain't no way it's poppin' a tire out on this ride.
Chorus:
Oh yeah yeah - Retta merry Chrithmith Mike tyson ugly christmas men's t-shirt three x large kelly (repetition)
Verse 2: The fit was perfection – classic cut made me swoon! 28 inches of awesomeness across the shoulder boom. Three X Large spoke mighty loud, not bad for its price; a seamless rib knit collar closed off like its piece de resistance. So if you're ever outta style don't lament as much; give your closet an upgrade with this shirt and such! Bout time we all rep Iron Mike together through his ugly sweatshirt dream–– holler holiday whatever ya please it'll scream!!