Ayy, why don't yall take a look at my review?
I'm bout to hit you with the facts on this product that's fresh and new
It'll be your go-to Dog Head Mask for any special event you plan to do
Grab one of these bad boys from CreepyParty and get ready show up in style real cool!
This German Shepherd is made from natural latex that's safe enough to eat
Every detail on it got me feelin' like I'm looking right at meat
And Though it might be creepy or funny depending how you see
it'll make sure everybody stares at ya when ya walk up through the scene
Buy the Dog Head Mask Halloween Costume now 'cause ya know its top shelf
(https://www.amazon.com/dp/B015PSIRXI?tag=absurdophile-20)
The perfect disguise for Superbowl too; Dat underdog will never yeast as well!
As if an animal head mask couldn't get better, its roomy fit meant for any adult wearer
You can surely trust all the amazin' stars in this review: 5 outta 5 gets displayed here!