My worries have been put to rest,
A gift from me that I love best.
It's time for my buddy to be blessed,
with kudos and an awesome cup o' zest!
"Funny Coffee Mug, You're My National Treasure,"
I'm talking about the one with measure;
An amazing gift of craftsmanship pleasures!
Wrapped in decorative packaging galore,
so your loved ones can safely get their pour.
Unique and elegant style define what you'll find;
an eleven ounce white ceramic mug will surely shine.
Fully insulated it does not leak - woo-hoo!,
showy colors for drinks both hot or cold too!
A mug with such humor is a lark indeed -
Erudite funny sayings that doth succeed!
It's perfect as a bday gift or even more: Kris Kringle holiday events now score 4 fours!
So send this mug off to your pal across town –
They’ll treasure it until they lay down..