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! Review Title: "Carharrtt Sweatshirt - A Royal Grace!"

by Fred Threep at Absurdophile

The audience claps and singing ensues in high praise of the Carhartt Men's Loose Fit Midweight Logo Sleeve Graphic Sweatshirt X-Large Carbon Heather - what an incredible find!

Verse 1:

I've searched near and far,

To find a top that was cool but not hard,

That is until I discovered this Carhartt thing,

It felt so right, like it were meant to be mine!

Chorus:

Oh my gosh __Yes indeed !__ This sweatshirt can't be beat ,

Stretchable sleeves are the feature that makes me repeat "ah yeah" !!

It's 100% cotton made for both durability and comfort . . .

It had me at first glance with its roomy fit... no need to lament

Here's why everyone needs one -- 'cuz this graphic sign hangs with poise & grace!

Verse 2:

Whonew?!? 10.5 oz 50/50 blend never let me down!!

You gotta love when fashion comes perfectly paired with practicality around town

There are hand warmers plus three piece hoods shoulder-to-shoulder

Keeping your head & hands where they should stay even when it gets colder!!! (Yaaaay !!)

Chorus reprise :

Oh my gosh __Yes indeed !__ This sweatshirt can't be beat ,

Stretchable sleeves are the feature that makes me repeat "Ah yeah!"

It's 100% cotton made for both durability & comfort ...

Had me at first glance w it s roomy fit .. no need to lament

So here's why everyone needs one -- 'cuz this Carharrtt graphic sign hangs way up there in royal grace

Check it out!

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