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"The Bunny Carrot Prop Standard Orange: A Picture Perfect Solution!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Just when I thought my day was doomed, an orange carrot came to the rescue/

The Bunny Carrot Prop Standard Orange is just what I needed and it made me ecstatically choose/

Now purple rhymes with monstrous crimes, but this bunny's truly sublime/

Its polyester construction shines for a figure so divine

Chorus:

Your entourage looks real nice in your pics with the Bunny Carrot Prop Standard Orange /

It'll make them all look grand and you get showered in compliments galore//And when folks ask where that carrot comes from, fire up Amazon.com/Pump life into photos and provide 'em something they can salivate upon!

Verse 2:

I take my prop out on dates– yup! It hits me like ecstasy (Not literally!)/No shame at all coming out of the rabbit hole, no need for secrecy!/My friends are awed by its beautiful hue , yes there's nothing quite like an orange view!/A huge sigh of relief 'cause I ain't feeling blue; Let's celebrate cuz now that carrot got me through!

Chorus:

Your entourage looks real nice in your pics with the Bunny Carrot Prop Standard Orange / It'll make them all look grand and you get showered in compliments galore//And when folks ask where that carrot comes from, fire up Amazon.com Pump life into photos and provide 'em something they can salivate upon!

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