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"MANSCAPED Lawn Mower 3.0: The Perfect Groin Hair Trimmer!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

[Verse 1]

Eyes closed, I'm about to get flowy.

Ready for a new trimmer? Take it from me!

Might wanna check out The Lawn Mower 3.0

(Amazon Link) by MANSCAPED yo:

It's waterproof and comes with ceramic blades

That are replaceable so no worries 'bout rust stains!

Plus you can use it anywhere its design allows,

A stand-up dock makes charging convenient as well wow!

From your groin to back or body parts too--

You'll feel more confident, healthy and clean after trying this tool!

[Bridge]

No matter what length of hair, the adjustable guard will help ya'

So go on head and give yourself the manscaping edge don't you playa!

[Chorus]

MANSCAPED Electric Groin Hair Trimmer is outta sight yo'

Is everything you need when prepping that body below tight though​

One charge has enough juice 'till ninety minutes are up

Now try this product before anyone else shuts the shop up​

Get sharpness with hygiene if not just better style

And change those blades regularly to keep running wild!

Check it out!

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